Quality time in the bathroom is precious, but some folks take it to the extreme. Other people live here and they really wonder what you are doing in there for that long. Now you can time your turds and spend less time on the throne. Perfect present for young guys, old guys, dads, grandpas, fathers-in-law, brothers, boyfriends, and anyone else who needs to get the message that the toilet is to be visited, not lived in.