“When you control the mail, you control information.” To prevent Newman from divulging the dirt on everyone he knows, someone took him out before his newsletter could get in the hands of the neighborhood! Take on the roles of show characters Elaine, Jerry, George, Kramer, Peterman, and Puddy to narrow down WHO knocked out Newman, WHAT weapon they used, and WHERE in the city the tell-all papers were stashed before the postman is able to file a report!